1、Return true to monitor the job seriously, but that's just the teacher in charge of the dog.

2、多年以后，我会依然记得那个偷了我半块橡皮的同桌。

3、Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.

4、嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。

5、Do you think you are too? Rather waste my saliva, my saliva was counting money.

6、你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。

7、你是喝妇炎洁吃屎长大的吧？怪不得能养出你这样的怪胎。

8、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！

9、In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public's aesthetic point of view.

10、看你这样就知道，你的智商绝对是和你的身高成正比的。

11、His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality.

12、如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。

13、给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁，不要太把自己当回事儿。

14、你绝对是***亲生的，不然***怎么会养你这么个混账东西。

15、You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey.

16、You brush your teeth I don't care you, but you told me that my grandma washing where go to!

17、Look at your face, look at your face, Mars hit your face be rebound.

18、The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama?

19、Even if you use viagra, so is not straight, destined to this life not sex!

20、You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.

21、听说你的失心疯又犯了？早跟你说了让你不要放弃治疗。

22、你身材很好，好的连孙悟空看见你，都会给你三棍子了。

23、现在的女人真伟大，不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没了爸。

24、Your mother had gave birth to you, estimation is the whole people lost, the placenta raise.

25、Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting!

26、Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy's why didn't you stay at home so filial piety?

27、If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever.

28、You are really made huge contribution for the family planning! No one will have children with you.

29、对不起哈，当年老子我没忍住，一个屁把这二逼给蹦出来了！

30、***是后妈吧？天天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。

31、难道你是吃大姨妈拌饭长大的，怪不得长那么恶心呢！

32、有些人就是这样，自己是蛆就觉得全世界是一个大粪池。

33、你***整个脑残了，不惜拿自己的父母家人来骗别人的**。

34、你***妈卖批能像个人样么？学什么不好偏偏要学下贱。

35、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

36、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！

37、我对着同桌说：我同桌是猪！，她大叫道：你同桌才是猪呢！

38、歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。

39、Is your mother a stepmother? Give you drink milk every day, makes you such a brain-dead.

40、Don't think too much, your imagination will create a initially there is no problem.

41、By some of the benefits when you are young, the old will take these mistakes.

42、你的名字不错，相信给你命名字的人一定被你的比例感动了。

43、You the looks of the animals and birds countries are not awarded a prize for you is so bad.

44、Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber.

45、小***每天都自拍，真担心哪天你的手机会愤怒到自曝而亡。

46、当爱情不在的时候，请对他说声祝福，毕竟，曾经爱过。

47、Water to pure have no fish, people mean invincible, you're invincible, TM than invincible invincible.

48、知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。

49、You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek.

50、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。

51、Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean.

52、First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time.

53、我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。

54、Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response.

55、孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！

56、哪里哪里，真心不敢不服你，**和你比都黯然了很多！

57、Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn.

58、Adhere to the five seconds, monitor of wow you're great, I'll give you prepared the impotence of the medal.

59、Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change yourself.

60、I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.

61、What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white!

62、When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy!

63、Little bitch take every day, really worry about which day your phone will be angry to revealing and die.

64、就你这飞禽走兽的长相，国家没给你颁个奖实在是太可惜了。

65、***的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。

66、As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.

67、You is definitely your mama of his own, otherwise how your mother have you such a fucking thing.

68、Talk to me too thick, not coarse that call elegant, what is elegant, elegant is the installation grandson.

69、我们骂不骂关你个**什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！

70、I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole!

71、You grow too dream! The face of ambiguity, don't want to see at all!

72、You his mama the brain damage, do not hesitate to take their parents family to lie to someone else's semen.

73、我剩下的你就想利用是吗，对不起，他的心还在我这。

74、You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base.

75、Force loading, natural someone will pick up you, this is the river's lake, it is social.

76、You see you! See figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.

77、你是脑子有病还是怎么？你以为你是谁？不就是傻逼一个嘛！

78、I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig!

79、就你长着那酷似**的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。

80、您可真是为计划生育做了巨大贡献啊！没人会和你生孩子的。

81、***当初生你的时候，估计是把人整丢了，把胎盘养大了。

82、You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful.

83、其实我是想给你点面子的，可是你却犯贱的说你不要脸。

84、Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education.

85、The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.

86、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。

87、I attended the wedding of you in my dream, and the results into the bride's funeral.

88、Cargo has expiration date, people have a see be bored with、When you are in my heart, to cow force.

89、If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because I'm leaving you have to be brainwashed.

90、水清则无鱼、人贱则无敌、你TM就无敌、比无敌还无敌。

91、***生你的时候一定是满怀焦虑，心不在焉的，如此潦草！

92、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。

93、逼装大了，自然会有人收拾你，这是江湖，这是社会。

94、你长得也太梦幻了吧！一脸的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！

95、整天把逼脸摆给别人看，是想要告诉别人你是黄世仁***吗？

96、没有谁瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的。

97、不要想太多，你的想象力会创造出个一开始并不存在的问题。

98、在你年轻时得到的一些好处，到老时就要承受这些错误。

99、You figure is very good, good even sun wukong to see you, give you three sticks.

100、Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.

101、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。

102、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！

103、See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height.

104、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。

105、I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.

106、Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!

107、班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！

108、我是傻子堆儿里面的天才，你就是天才堆儿里的傻子。

109、看看你那脸皮，看你那脸，火星撞你的脸还要被反弹。

110、Your name is good, believe to you named word must be moved by your ratio.